I suppose I'm back. Anyway, that's what the Lawyer Novelist says.

Now I must answer these questions, passed on to me by Barbara-Jane:

You're stuck inside Fahrenheit 451, which book do you want to be?

The Poet in New York, Garcia Lorca

Have you ever had a crush on a fictional character?
Never.

The last book you bought is:
Secret Asian Man by Nick Carbo (I would've bought it if he hadn't given it to me)
Museum of Absences, by Luis H. Francia

The last book you read:
Moral Politics, George Lakoff

What are you currently reading?
The Braided Tongue, Roshni Rustomji

Five books you would take to a deserted island:

The hugest possible collection of poetry by Federico García Lorca
The entire (14-book) collection of L. Frank Baum's Wizard of Oz series.
Primitive Wilderness Living & Survival Skills by John & Geri McPherson.
Topophilia, by Yi Fu Tuan.

OK, now that I've embarassed myself (again), I'll pass the schtick on to Wily.  ¶ 7:15 PM